Historic Poll Confirms Victory for the Willos

After days of unrest within The Willo Flood Appreciation Society, the conflict appears to have come to an end.

Following a historic Instagram poll, conducted by the governing body Bhoys in Green, the dissenters have been defeated.

A vocal minority who refer to themselves as the “Willowers”, their ideology is based on unfounded claims of an extra W in the name of the Lord. However, the extremist group fell significantly short in the public referendum.

With the polls now closed, the Willowers’ hopes of equal rights have been tarnished by the result. One follower even suggested the vote had been rigged.

It is hoped that the result will finally bring peace to the fractured society. In spite of its diverse population and individual beliefs, the governing body maintain that the two groups can be reconciled to restore the peace.